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Your Mom is so ugly she looks like Alan Greenspan after a market crash.
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Your Mom is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks
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Your Mom is slightly less attractive than the average woman in her age bracket!
Your Mom is so ugly people mistake her for your father
What sexual position causes the ugliest kids? Ask your mom.
Your Mom is so ugly , when she was a baby they had to tint the windows on the incubator!
Your Mom is so ugly that you cant tell if shes your pet monkey or your mom
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Your Mom is so ugly when robbers broke in she yelled rape, they yelled NO!!
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Your Mom's so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Your Mom's so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
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Your Mom's so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Your Mom's so ugly she made an onion cry.
Your Mom's so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
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